What’s that you say, Snoop?
Dear Snoop D-O-Double G,
I want to hereby thank you for preparing me with the knowledge of knowing what to do in situations that involve the 5-0 (aka the cops). You see, the other day I took ride to CVS to pick up a prescription for my husband. After completing my purchase, I exited the store, got into my car, and proceeded to pull out of my parking spot. However, as I was doing so, I glanced down at the prescription I had just bought, and started second-guessing whether I had picked up the right one. So, what does any good wife do? She texts her hubby to make sure, of course! As I was texting, though, a police car suddenly pulled up beside me, and I started to freak. I’m no dummy; I know it’s against the law to be texting and driving, but the thing was, I wasn’t technically driving, so I wasn’t sure what to do.
Snoop Dogg, just like an angel from above, I heard your voice say to me, “When the pigs try to get at ya- Park it like it’s hot/ Park it like it’s hot/ Park it like it’s hot,” and I calmly pulled back into my parking spot and turned the ignition off.
And can I just tell you, Snoop Dogg, you were so right. The police officers looked into my car at me, and I was like, “What?” because I knew there was nothing they could do about it. I was in a parked vehicle, and I wasn’t breaking the law.
So, I just wanted to say thank you for indirectly providing me with the tools I needed on that fateful day, because to be completely honest with you, I had no idea that a song I listened to on repeat in my beaten down Ford Tempo back in 2004, would be so influential on my life.
So, thank you, Snoop Dogg.
Your fan,
Sarah Palma
~The End
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I love this post x18297429737207293 + 1!
Yes! I’m so glad!!:)
this is the best thing i’ve read all week. quite possibly all month.
That. Makes. Me. So. Happy.
Here in the UK a bus driver was given a written notice for using his mobile phone in his bus – with the engine off and the brakes on… 😦
Love and hugs!
Prenin.
Uh-oh! Haha! Poor bus driver:/
Nice! I was speeding on a highway once and saw a cop coming the other way. He turned around to come after me, so I got off the next exit and tried to semi-flee. He was pissed when caught up w me. When GE asked why j was trying to flee, I told him I was l thought I saw a sign fr an Arby’s. I still got the ticket.
Btw, a true student of the D-O-double-G would call them the 5-0, not the cops. All good though, love the post!!
I so agreed about the 5-0. I changed it:)
Haha! WIN!
Love this post! Too funny…
Haha, thank you!!
I was laughing sooooo hard!!! LOVE it! Gangsta Palma! 😀
Pink.
Yay, I’m so glad!
I didn’t know the actual words of that song [me being lyric-deaf] very fun post 🙂
Heehee, thanks!
This is hilarious!
Thank you:)
hahahaha this is so funny